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abalidoth:
“weaselle:
“monticellomarshmallow:
“ carnivalseb:
“ heywetotheotherworld:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ coolthingoftheday:
“Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.
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the reason it’s rare is because without...

abalidoth:

weaselle:

monticellomarshmallow:

carnivalseb:

heywetotheotherworld:

jumpingjacktrash:

coolthingoftheday:

Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.

albino plants are basically vampires.

For a long time, scientists thought they were parasites, and couldn’t figure out why the bigger plants didn’t release chemicals to kill them.

Turns out, the lil’ ghost redwoods benefit their hosts by filtering toxins and acting as a sort of backup immune system.

They’re vampires, and they’re commensal, symbiotic mutualists!

this is super cool! I had no idea

This is among the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

we’ve already discovered forests where trees share nutrients with young or disadvantaged trees and forests where trees can ask their neighbors for some extra food (they literally send a signal requesting aid, via the web of fungus that connects their roots) and forests where surrounding tees will keep a tree alive even when it has been reduced to a stump through some tragedy…

so, while i love the playfulness of “vampire” and i commend the specificity of “commensal, symbiotic mutualists” i think it’s worth considering, at this point, if “member of the community” might not be at least as apt

Now I want a mythos where vampires are seen as commonplace heroes because they’re walking dialysis machines

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Me, two glasses of wine in: “yeah so here’s an in depth conversation about my identity as a nonbinary person, and my struggles with transphobia in 2023”

Median Center-Right American Dude at the party, also two drinks in: “Damn that’s crazy, I never thought of it like that. Man, I’m sorry you gotta deal with this shit.”

Me: “Ahh it’s alright. I deal.”

Random Guy: “People should just chill tf out.”

Me: “Damn right”

Random Guy: “So if you’re non binary, and, sorry if this is offensive but I don’t know the right words here. Like, is it cross dressing for you if you wear a skirt?”

Me: “Its- hm. Huh. I have no idea.”

Guy: “It must have been nice to go to school with other trans people. Like, you must’ve felt safe.”

Me: “No actually it was the opposite. It just made me even more upset and confused. I didn’t know what being non-binary was. I saw people that transitioned from one gender to the other and knew I wasn’t that. It took me a long time to figure this shit out.”

Guy: “man that sounds rough. No wonder you guys are upset all this time this sounds painful.”

Me: “Well, it sucks until it suddenly doesn’t. It sucks and then it rules hard.”

Guy: “so It’s like working out.”

Me: [both of us are now nodding wisely] “it’s like working out.”

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Guy who has only ever played undertale seeing a skeleton for the first time: “holy shit”

alastairvox:

jessepinkthem:

emailmore:

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im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there’s only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

kf-tea:

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Bitch daughter/Bastard son

babie-hotline:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

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dragginage:

foulserpent:

pacmastermeow:

foulserpent:

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don’t believe such a time ever existed

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this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

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Anonymous
asks:

F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it

siriosa:

the-haiku-bot:

punkrock-bottom:

You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt

You have rights because

faggots and dykes fought for them.

Respect that you cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oh haiku bot. i thought i couldn’t love you more

0x5742:

demonicae:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually

also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you

Same with stuff like screen shake, particle effects, flashing/lightning effects: “But the game would look terrible without them!”

Then Just…. Don’t turn them off then, dickface…

Meanwhile, *having the option to turn them off* would greatly increase the number of people able to play the game.

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dietcrystalbebsi:

beetledrink:

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

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